Zodiac Killers, Cameron MacNichol vs. Brandy, Jamie Lee, Jensen

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On Camera

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Breaking news!  Laurel Anne Hardy and yours truly have finally cone to a decision on a tag team name!  After dominating the division for so long we have finally come the conclusion that the dragon and the tiger are to be known as The Zodiac Killers.  An appropriate name, considering we have killed the hopes of anyone and everyone who has ever been placed before us.  FWA has lined them up and we have kept knocking them all down.

Whispers War? Beat them.

Redemption?  Beat them.

Lone Star Outlaws?  Beat them.

Rayne Young and Kirsta Lewis?  Beat them.

Maddox Taylor and Mya Denton?  Beat them five thousand six hundred and ninety two times!

As annoying as Mya and Maddox are, you gotta give them credit for trying.  Just like a bad penny they keep turning up.  Just like that last nugget of shit in the toilet that won’t flush all the way, that keeps coming back up.  Hopefully our performance at Darkness Within and our dominating win finally put them in their place and has finally told FWA management what they needed to hear…

…Maddox and Mya are not championship material.

The time has come for The Zodiac Killers to take on a new challenge and maybe that challenge will come in the form of Brandy Daniele and her two pals?  I somewhat doubt it.  Like Maddox and Mya, the three amigos have yet to prove anything to me other than the fact that they know how to take a loss respectfully.

Which is a hell of a lot more than I can say for Maddox and Mya.

Brandy, Jamie Lee, Jensen, Mayhem is your chance to open some eyes and shock the world.  Mayhem is your chance to prove that you are not just Rain’s lapdogs but that you are a serious threat in this industry.  This is your chance to shut the mouths of your critics, critics like Apocalypse veteran Jackson Adams.

If you want to shut up your critics then defeat the world tag team champions and the former intercontinental champion.  If you want to shut up your critics, defeat The Zodiac Killers and Cameron MacNichol.

Thing is, I don’t think you can do it.

Prove me wrong.

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Off Camera

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The woman lying down on the king sized bed in this luxury suite is none other than one half of the FWA World Tag Team Champions Allison Lorraine.  The French-Hispanic American woman from San Francisco cannot help but let out a pleasant sigh, dressed in a sexy red stretch and scallop lace trim, bell sleeved, sleepwear chemise with removable shoulder straps and matching thong.  She is content because she has everything she has ever wanted; a friend and companion in the form of Laurel Anne Hardy, success in the wrestling industry as she has been a world tag team champion since October of 2013, and she also has the handsome man lying next to her in only his boxer’s; a man named Manuel Chavez.  Friendship, love, and success; what more could a woman want?

What’s more is that she and Laurel Hardy have once again taken care of business against Maddox Taylor and Mya Denton.  Denton and Taylor got yet another shot at the FWA World Tag Team Championships, despite the many times they got beat before.  Once again the loveable losers failed to get the job done.  Once again Laurel and Allison stood victorious over Maddox and Mya and, perhaps, can now move on to bigger and better things.  Perhaps now The Zodiac Killers can get new challengers.

Oh yeah, that’s another thing, they finally came to an agreement on a team name.  Since Allison thinks of herself as a tiger and Laurel a dragon, together they are The Zodiac Killers, and thus far they have proven to be the most dominant tag team in FWA history.  They have been the longest reigning champions in company history and the only champions still holding onto their gold back from Rumble Bash when the FWA rebooted back in October of 2013.

Coming up on Mayhem The Zodiac Killers are teaming up with Cameron MacNichol to face Brandy Daniele, Jamie Lee Sinclair, and Jensen Knickerbocker.  Unlike the current tag champs, those three women have had a complete and total run of bad luck for quite awhile.

Brandy Daniele had been chasing after Dakota Smith, trying to get revenge and trying to win the Xtreme title from him utilizing the 24/7 rule.  But he kept getting away and the one time she did manage to take him out was at Darkness Within, but in the process of doing so she also took herself out of the match, allowing Jessica Lasiewicz to snatch the win and become champion.  As for Jamie and Jensen, both of them lost in the battle royal from Darkness Within.  They lost to The Official FWA Dalek.  That’s right, a Dalek.  An extremely racist squid like creature that lives inside of an oversized pepper shaker.

To be fair, MacNichol didn’t exactly fair too well at Darkness Within, either.  He lost his FWA Intercontinental Championship to Priest in a match that also involved Scott Wilson.  But he and Laurel know each other very well.  They have competed with and against each other (mostly against) many times.  They will have natural chemistry.  Allison already has chemistry with Laurel as they are the world tag team champions.

Allison always has been naturally more arrogant than her tag team partner Laurel.  It’s just the way she’s wired.  So it shouldn’t come as to any surprise that Allison isn’t sweating this six person tag too much.

“…mmmmm…”

Manuel is stirring and Allison knows it so she just lies there perfectly still.  The young woman does not want to disturb him.  She would hate to think she woke him up somehow.  Allison would rather he sleep.  Despite her efforts, though, Manuel does sit up in bed.  He gently shakes her.

“…Allison?”

“Huh?” She looks up at him, smiling. “Oh…good morning, Manuel.”

“I did not wake you, did I?”

The black haired beauty shakes her head. “No, you did not.”

She sits up as well and kisses him on his lips. “In fact, I was worried that I had woken you.”

“You are a beautiful woman, Allison.” He runs a hand through her long dark hair, hair that is positively silky to the touch. “Awake or asleep, it does not mater, you are a sight to behold, you are my diosa.”

“I’m your diosa?”  A knowing grin forms on her face as she leans over to whisper into his ear. “I would much rather be your Diosa del sexo.”

Manuel does not need any encouragement from Allison.  The Hispanic man leans in and begins kissing her on her shoulders.  His kisses go up the neck and then to her lips.  Lorraine then pushes him down on his back on the bed and she mounts him as she starts to kiss him on the lips.  The kisses begin to go down to the neck and then the chest.  She starts to kiss his stomach as her hands slowly make their way to his boxers.  Lorraine is about to remove those boxers when…

“No, stop…”

“What?” Allison sits up, shocked to say the least. “You are saying no to me?  To that?”

“Do not get me wrong, Allison.  We have done that all night long and I have enjoyed it.  And we will enjoy it many more times.  But…”

“But what?”

“…I cannot help but feel wrong about all of this.”

“What’s wrong with this, Manuel?”

“We came together because of my sister, remember?  Arcadia is hurting and she needs our help but instead of helping her we are satisfying our own carnal desires.”

Allison sighs, feeling a little frustrated, and not just sexually either.  The young woman is tired of having Arcadia Chavez being brought up.  Allison has not trusted Arcadia in a long time and for good reason.  Arcadia has descended further and further into psychosis.  Manuel, for the longest time, had taken care of her but the moment he was removed from the picture she started losing what little grip she had on reality.  Manuel wants to help her but Allison wants no part of it.

“Manuel, I told you many times how I felt about your sister.”

“But she needs our help, Allison.  Don’t you have a heart?”

“Yes, I do have a heart, and Arcadia has said on many occasions that she would like to eat my heart.  I would prefer not to give her that opportunity.”

Chavez bows his head. “Allison, I’m…I’m sorry, I just really care about my sister.”

“I know you do.”

“No, you really have no idea how much I care.  You really have no idea how important this is to me.”

Allison turns around and places a finger over his lips, signaling for him to be quiet.

“Hush now, Manuel.  I know you care about your sister, but you can tell me all about that later.”

“But…”

“Manuel.  Do you care about me?”

“What kind of question is that?” He chuckles. “Allison, I have had a crush on you ever since I first laid eyes upon you back when you and my sister were both in the Southeastern Women’s Wrestling Conference.”

“Really?”

He nods his head. “Yes.  I never said anything because I was too busy trying to take care of Arcadia.”

“But now she is out of the way and you have me,” she slips the chemise off “all of me.  Do you really want your sister back in the picture?”

Manuel stares at Allison’s beautiful body for just a moment before grinning. “Do you even have to ask?”

The lights go out.  You can guess what happens next…

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On Camera

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The sky is a bright blue and the sun shines overhead, warming the atmosphere.  In the background sits the Memorial Arena where the next edition of FWA Mayhem will be taking place.  There is a brown bench located several yards in front and sitting in that bench is none other than one half of the FWA World Tag Team Champions Allison Lorraine.

“Touring the United Kingdom has been wonderful.  I love to soak up the culture of new places.  But that’s to be expected, I guess.  Those who know me know that my mother is a rich French aristocrat and my father was a Mexican professional wrestler, the original Tigra.  But as much as I love the French culture, the Hispanic culture, and even the culture from Great Britain, I am happy to be back in the place where I was born and where I make my home now, the United States of America.”

A silent chuckle escapes her lips. “I am a French-Hispanic-American!  I guess you could say I’m a mutt!”

“It’s even better to be back in California, my home state.  I have lived here in this state for a long time.  I have dealt with the nutjobs that live here, I have dealt with the earthquakes, the catastrophes, I have seen our highs and our lows.  There is no other place that I would rather call home than California and there is no other crowd than a California crowd that I would rather compete in front of on Mayhem.  And since this is California, since these are my fans, I plan on giving them a show they’ll never forget.”

“Brandy Daniele, Jamie Lee Sinclair, and Jensen Knickerbocker, three women who are not in the same league as The Zodiac Killers and Cameron MacNichol.” Allison shakes her head. “I’m sorry, but they’re not.  My partners will be nicer and more polite than I am.  I’m much more blunt than them.  I’ll tell you the truth in spades.”

“You three are good, you have talent.  You were trainees of some of the best in the industry, you worked side by side with Priest and Rain, of course you got to have talent.  But you are not championship material.  Darkness Within proved that because you, Brandy, failed to capitalize on a golden opportunity.  You failed to become FWA Xtreme Champion.”

“Go ahead and tell the world that your goal was merely to take out Dakota Smith and get revenge.  Spout off that bullshit and watch as everyone laughs at you for thinking anyone would buy it.  Your problem, Brandy, is your lack of focus.  Your problem is that your priorities are all wrong.  That’s been your Achilles heel and it will continue to bite you in the ass until you wake up and figure out what you’re doing wrong.”

Allison shakes her head in disgust. “Jensen and Jamie Lee, you two lost to a fucking Dalek.  That’s really all I have to say.  You are pathetic and the fact that you lost to a talking trash can is evidence of that.”

“You, like Brandy, have lost focus.  One moment you’re here, the next you’re not.  You’re flighty and flighty people might be able to win popularity contests but they can’t win wrestling matches.  They can’t do it because they don’t know what they really want.”

“Laurel and I know what we want.  That’s why we have been dominating the tag team division since the Rumble Bash.  That’s why we are not just the longest current reigning FWA title holders but that we are also the longest reigning FWA World Tag Team Champions in history.  We have been so dominant because we know what our task is when we go out to that ring.”

“Victory.”